Faith's Enclave News -

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Ten great ( and not so great ) reasons to work in a hospital ... or as a dominatrix.

1. Learn to interpret pain on the faces of clients. ( Is it too much or can they stand more? )

2. Learn to make people laugh while you are hurting them.

3. Learn to clean up blood spills in the safest way possible.

4. The great wardrobe.

5. The lofty expressions on the men with money and titles.

6. The shade of red they turn when they don't get their way.

7. The gossip.

8. The privacy rules. ( What you see here, what you hear here, what you say here, what you do here, when you leave here, leave it here. )

9. The benefits. ( Make up your own punch line. )

10. The stimulants. ( *Coffee!* I mean *coffee*! )
Faith